24/26-July

Another Guildford tour and a complete back to the beginning approach for the Hornets. Drink first, play later. We were hammered and on the pitch... we were awful. But who cares! The bits that people remember were good the other bits... well... less memorable I guess! No Trophy and no placing in the Super Cup either but there is a level of latent awesomeness that even the Hornets can't help but achieve - so middle placing in the middle competition is the result... but in Hornets vs. Beer... the Hornets won, without question! The results from the weekend are below:

• Mixed Pool: vs. The Old & New Fruit D0-0
• Mixed Pool: vs. Firm & Fruity (Firebrand c*nts!) L1-3 (Singles)
• Mixed Pool: vs. Drury's Dates L1-2 (Jonny aka Fat Shadbolt)
• Mixed Pool: vs. Ladyboy Leeks L0-2
• Mixed Pool: vs. Purple Nasty Plums W3-0 (Liz, Ross, Wobbles)
• Mixed Pool: vs. Surrey Old Beans W1-0 (Norris)

• Not-so-Super Cup: vs. Surrey Uni W2-1 (Gammo, Wobbles)
• Not-so-Super Cup: vs. The Chunder Cats L0-1
• Not-so-Super Cup: vs. The Flaming Aubergines W1-0 (Jonny)
• Not-so-Super Cup: vs. Ladyboy Lycees L0-4

The tour squad was as follows: Mark Jones (GK), Simon Riley, Will Kirby, James Kirby, Mike Selby, Ross McArdell, Ben Volpiere, Gareth Norris, Scott McArdell, Neil Hellard, Singles, Liz Bell, Ellie Gardner, Hannah McArdell, Lizzy Maister, Nat Retallick, Tilley & Gammo. <<<